Under The Pidgeon Shit Tree


Once upon a time this guy was going down the road thinking nothing and he saw a fruit tree and sat under it and waited for something to happen and kept on thinking nothing….
Then another guy ,who was walking down the same road whistling Dixie, saw that guy sitting under the tree and thought he was meditating so he went and sat next to him and waited for something to happen and kept whistling Dixie….
There was a third guy who was looking for ideas and saw the two guys sitting under the stree, one staring vacantly and one whistling a tune and thought he might wait and try to get ideas from them so he went and sat under the tree too and tried to get the others attention….
Then another guy came and saw those three guys under the tree and thought they knew something he did not know so he went and sat under the tree to wait and find out what it was:  with the guy staring vacantly, and the guy whistling and the guy yelling on the other two guys to get thier attention and he sat down and stared at them….
Another guy came along and saw the fruit and thought if he sat and waited with those guys that a fruit would fall on his head and he could eat lunch, because they were making so much noise whistling and yelling and all….so he sat down and looked up at the fruit in the tree….
A guy who was working very hard pushing his produce cart looked at all the guys sitting under the tree and wanted to stop but he was working….
….about that time a huge flock of kabootar settled in the tree and shit all over the guys sitting under it waiting for something to happen….then the guy working laughed and pushed his donkey cart, full of produce, to the market.

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