I Don’t Date Babies


(Face Book Country/Western Song by MOI!)

Facebook Country-western Song

I Don’t Date Babies

(by MshannonM)

Well he told me he wuz 38 but his DP look’d ’bout 12,
When I ask’d why He said he’d cry cause I didn’t believe his truth!
Well we chat awhile and the kid has style and he’s really very smart,
But I could not let him clooooose enough……to break my heart.

(chorus)
I DOOOOOON’T Date babies, not in real or online!
I might have Rabies, If you ain’t sure give it time!!!!!
I try to tell the world Just who I AM,
But half the time it seems the world…
Just Don’t give a damn!

Well this young man said how hot I wuz and how I made him hurt,
Then he called me ‘gramma’….man I tell you thats the worst!
Get me some learnin’ to not b’lieve in any ‘o that sweet talk,
So I told the kid as nice as I could, “Hey baby….Take a walk!”

(chorus)
I DOOOOOON’T Date babies, not in real or online!
I might have Rabies, If you ain’t sure give it time!!!!!
I try to tell the world Just who I AM,
But half the time it seems the world…
Just Don’t give a damn!

So me and one of my homie girls were chattin’ online,
An’ she said to me, “That dude Ah Ji, he’s makin’ up love lines”
I said “Hey man is he at it now ’cause he’s tellin’ me the same”
And both of us bust out laughin’ so hard
That he called me the Devil’s name!

(chorus)
I DOOOOOON’T Date babies, not in real or online!
I might have Rabies, If you ain’t sure give it time!!!!!
I try to tell the world Just who I AM,
But half the time it seems the world…
Just Don’t give a damn!

Now sum’ these kids are really cool and they know about the game,
And they don’t play mean and they don’t play hard
(But they still play aaaaalllllll the same.)
Now that kind I don’t really mind cause I know they’re passin’ time…
So we all play mental raquet-ball for fun and we never cross the ‘LINE’

(chorus)
Noooooooooooo………

I DOOOOOON’T Date babies, not in real or online!
I might have Rabies, If you ain’t sure give it time!!!!!
I try to tell the world Just who I AM,
But half the time it seems the world…
Just Don’t give a damn!

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